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Flickerpiss Testrum

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Name:
It's a teeth optional situation
Birthdate:
1 October 1979
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Shakabuku n. a swift, spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever.

I'm female.
I'm a native Californian.
I got married.
I have a degree in Humanities and I don't know what to do with it.
I have no kids. Yet.
I'm a dog person and I firmly believe that cats really are the spawn of Satan. (I'm also seriously allergic to them, so don't hate me for not liking those that can kill me.)
I drink and I swear.
I diet (sometimes) and I binge.
I firmly believe that Futurama was is perhaps the greatest cartoon ever.
I crochet like a madwoman.
I still have a crush on Jeff Goldblum.
And I make a mean chocolate chip cookie. (Just ask aerynmoo.)


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